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Shortfall wrote:Personally, I wish they'd come for:

Anyone with a visible tattoo.
Anyone who eats takeaway food in the street.
Anyone who insists on carrying a cola bottle (at all times) in public.
Anyone using a mobile phone whilst paying for their groceries and completely ignoring the attendant.
Anyone who uses a mobile phone whilst driving.
Anyone who uses a mobile phone whilst in the act of pushing a pram or pushchair over the edge of the pavement on a busy road.
Anyone with a noisy dog who doesn't consider their neighbours.
Anyone with noisy children who doesn't consider their neighbours.
Anyone who drives too close.
Anyone who cuts the corner at a junction.
Anyone religious.
Anyone who votes for a mainstream party.
Anyone who reads mainstream newspapers.
Anyone who uses Facebook or Twitter.
Anyone who lives beyond their means.
Anyone (usually in their thirties or forties) with a personal sense of entitlement.
Anyone who believes privatisation is good.
Anyone still in denial about climate change.

Is there anyone left? :wink:
Me. And, I assume, you.
I experience pleasure and pains, and pursue goals in service of them, so I cannot reasonably deny the right of other sentient agents to do the same - Steven Pinker
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I'll be coming for you soon. :D
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Shortfall wrote:I'll be coming for you soon. :D
I'll get the kettle on.
I experience pleasure and pains, and pursue goals in service of them, so I cannot reasonably deny the right of other sentient agents to do the same - Steven Pinker
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, posthumous apologises to Pastor Martin Niemoller for all of the recent frivolity on this post.
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