Hmmm, black and gold... Nope, I can only think of JPS
Rebranding is something I'm all too familiar with. Working in the Internet/telecoms sector, I've sat in the same office for 5 years and worked for 4 different companies.
What I find most laughable is when the new CEO comes round to see us all and deliver the new corporate philosophy. I've heard variously that I have to:
1. "
Be the customer"
2. "Do things differently"
3. Have a "can do" attitude
4. Be "Here to win"
5. <insert supposedly inspirational twaddle of your choice here>
I've been sent off on team building events where we've had to find a partner from some other part of the business, look into their eyes and ask "how can I support you better?", or recount to a total stranger the time in my life when I was badly done to and then examine what I could have done better to avoid it happening.
The last one I got sent on had some weird motivational mime-artist dude who got everyone in the auditorium to bang different coloured plastic tubes to a rythm, presumably as some kind of demonstration of the power of team work. The only thing it demonstrated to me was how willing people are to do what they're told, regardless of how far out of their "comfort zone" it may push them -
especially when presented with enough peer group pressure. It struck me that the exploitation of this aspect of human behaviour (among others) is exactly how the likes of Hitler & Stalin rose to and subsequently held power, but I seemed to be the only person in the auditorium thinking this as I sat quietly at the back watching my colleagues getting high on group euphoria, enthusiastically banging their plastic tubes...