Peak Chocolate

[skeptik]

*grabs contadino and hustles him/her out of the room*

For god's sake, don't antagonise them!

Too late. The vein on my forehead is already pulsing!!

Oh come on, there are loads of alternatives to ready made chocolate.

Like what? Chocolate is unique.

You can make it yourself,

Er.. how? Where can I get fresh cocoa butter, which is essential if you want to make the real thing rather than Cadbury/Hershey style muck.(full of junk fats)

there's carob,

Please!! Replacing chocolate with carob is like replacing butter with vaseline. Makes good pig feed but is unfit for human consumption, other than as a sweetener/ texturiser in industrial quality cakes etc.

fruit leathers, etc...

Fruit leathers? now you've lost me.

[RenewableCandy]

fruit leathers, etc...

Fruit leathers? now you've lost me.

Les boys do cabaret... (song by Dire Straits)

[skeptik]

Les boys do cabaret... (song by Dire Straits)

Ah...gotcha.

[contadino]

Oh come on, there are loads of alternatives to ready made chocolate.

Like what? Chocolate is unique.

Yeah, hence the need for alternatives..

You can make it yourself,

Er.. how? Where can I get fresh cocoa butter, which is essential if you want to make the real thing rather than Cadbury/Hershey style muck.(full of junk fats)

OK, so you're one of those "cocoa powder's not good enough for me" types. Yep, you're gonna miss chocolate then.

fruit leathers, etc...

Fruit leathers? now you've lost me.

They're like a wine-gum you can make yourself.

[dudley]

Posting an image for the first time!



Looks pretty good, doesn't it? Better start hoardiing it now.

[Pip Tiddlepip]

*licks the screen*

[Vortex]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/screenlick