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greg wrote:Pretty straightforward, part of the strategy of dealing with unwelcome visitors would be to introduce confusion, followed by 'meet my friend Mr Double-Barrelled Surname' if a polite request to move on is ignored.
All well and good Greg, but what about the fate of your family while you are serving your inevitable jail term?

The legal system will be the last thing to break under the strain and penalties will probably become very harsh as we start to slide down the post PO slope.
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Yes, I agree actually - but you haven't met my family.

In any case, I expect to see the public disarmed in the style of Germany in the 1930's, all done in one day. It's what I would do very quickly following being appointed Dictator-in-Chief.
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Also, besides disarming the public, as the major DIC in charge, I would also garrison troops in the countryside, even billet them within the poulation, after I had used DEFRA and Forestry Commision records to establish just where the essentials - food and timber - were located.

Got a holding number, applied for a felling licence lately - be afraid, be very afraid.
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Do you twats that consider yourselves TPTB need any more tips or should I stop there?
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greg wrote:
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greg wrote:I would imagine that if you live in a rural property, are PO aware and see some REAL shit heading your way, a good first move would be to suggest to a friend that perhaps they would like to go out and check out those new pipe cutters - on every road sign within a very large radius.
I'm pretty sure I know what you're implying and I agree with you. Just explain your reasoning a tad more, please.
Pretty straightforward, part of the strategy of dealing with unwelcome visitors would be to introduce confusion, followed by 'meet my friend Mr Double-Barrelled Surname' if a polite request to move on is ignored.

Iknow, I know, it's all very American.
Thought so.

Turning signs round is a favourite prank in the west of Ireland...and they've just had a push on actually putting direction signs up, a first in most places round here.
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greg wrote:... TPTB ...
Sorry, senior moment here. WTF is TPTB
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The Powers That Be . . .
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Andy Hunt wrote:The Powers That Be . . .
Oh that's all right then. I've always considered myself TPTNB (The Powers That Not Be) and very comfortable with it. Thanks.
TPTNB stand to one side of TPTB and the Sheeple ready to step in when (and if) they've finished with each other.
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emordnilap wrote:Turning signs round is a favourite prank in the west of Ireland...and they've just had a push on actually putting direction signs up, a first in most places round here.
I used to take holidays in what one quarter of me calls the old country and used to love finding crossroads where two arms of the signpost would point to Killkeel, one saying 6 and the other saying 10 (units unknown, probably High King's Miles). Local knowledge meant you knew that the best way to Killkeel was the third way (the fourth being the way from which you came).
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Who is Keel?.. :D
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greg wrote:Do you twats that consider yourselves TPTB need any more tips or should I stop there?
Was that a knock on your door I heard just then? :)
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Aurora wrote:
greg wrote:Do you twats that consider yourselves TPTB need any more tips or should I stop there?
Was that a knock on your door I heard just then? :)
Hey everyone, guess what, they have public access computers in this interrogation facility!
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greg wrote:
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greg wrote:Do you twats that consider yourselves TPTB need any more tips or should I stop there?
Was that a knock on your door I heard just then? :)
Hey everyone, guess what, they have public access computers in this interrogation facility!
If they offer you a free trip on a rendition flight to somewhere exotic, refuse on the grounds that you are concerned about the environmental impact. :wink: :D
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I wonder what MI5's Carbon Footprint is? :D
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RenewableCandy wrote:I wonder what MI5's Carbon Footprint is? :D
Their head office certainly needs a few power stations to feed the cattle prods ... err, umm ... I meant of course the computer systems.
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