Cannibalism

Vortex · Post by **Vortex** » 27 Feb 2008, 18:43

Hugh & Jamie could do a "Die Off Cookbook" and matching TV series.

"Don't forget to hoard a bit of garlic and sorrell with those shotguns.
Bang, bang, hack, hack & then bosh, wosh luvverly nosh."

Kentucky Fried Panda · Post by **Kentucky Fried Panda** » 27 Feb 2008, 20:24

Finally, a cooking show you can really get your teeth into.

Keela · Post by **Keela** » 27 Feb 2008, 20:54

Now LADS!

BEHAVE

Totally_Baffled · Post by **Totally_Baffled** » 27 Feb 2008, 20:54

Cannibalism or suicide?

If things got THAT DESPERATE which would you and your family choose?

The gun to each others heads? Or eat your neighbour who died from starvation yesterday? (and he died in cold weather so he is still nice and fresh!?)

RenewableCandy · Post by **RenewableCandy** » 27 Feb 2008, 21:02

I'm sorry I only eat Americans

eatyourveg · Post by **eatyourveg** » 06 Mar 2008, 00:09

RenewableCandy wrote:I'm sorry I only eat Americans

Are you kidding? They are too full of shit to be edible.

MacG · Post by **MacG** » 06 Mar 2008, 00:38

I can promise you this: If cannibalism ever become prevalent, it will be for a VERY short period. Absolutely not more than a year, probably just a couple of months, with the most activity in the first couple of weeks. Catabolic collapses have an extreme "thinning" effect, and there wont be many people around to be eaten after just a couple of weeks.

I don't think cannibalism is a scenario here in the west - we will probably resort to innovation and modified behavior instead. That's the way we usually do it.

Andy Hunt · Post by **Andy Hunt** » 06 Mar 2008, 14:59

greg wrote:
RenewableCandy wrote:I'm sorry I only eat Americans
Are you kidding? They are too full of shit to be edible.

Sounds like something's eating you Greg!!

Kentucky Fried Panda · Post by **Kentucky Fried Panda** » 06 Mar 2008, 16:50

Seasoned cannibals call human meat "long pig", so save your eggs for that post apocalypse fry up.

Blue Peter · Post by **Blue Peter** » 06 Mar 2008, 16:56

Haggis wrote:Seasoned cannibals

is that with salt and pepper?

Peter.