You didn't get a reply from anyone. Maybe later on, you never know.
But ... You might be a wack-job like me? Whack-job? Not-normal. Abnormal. What about moron. Are you a moron, little john?
Else, why keep asking such moronic questions. Why the moronic attitude. Why are you so awkward, little john?
Me want to be normal. Me got hurt feelings before. No want to moron. Tomorrow, put on masky face. Be like everything else. Normal! Put on mask now! Normal now!
Ah thats better; be like me little john. This coronavirus is deadly, and super-easy to catch. It's so deadly, any indirect consequences are completely worth it.
The mask-thing? I'm so over that. If it allows Scotland to completely eliminate the virus, then why grumble? There's loads of evidence for mask-use. Lots of scientists and people in the know saying we must wear them or else. Can't believe I got so emotional about it.
Eyes are really expressive too. I'll need to wear my glasses to see them properly, but eyes are windows to the soul.
And masks are so trendy now. And pretty. I could get a tartan one, like someone else. Or one with a cool design. Or a slogan - blm alba!.
I'm saving peoples lives wearing one! Like a nhs hero. A battler of deadly diseases. I'd be part of the solution. Scotland free and safe from this deadly scourge. I'll need a Facebook account to post selfies of myself. Tiktok for videos? Need to look into that.
Oh, how exciting this new-normal is!