kenneal - lagger wrote:There was a video on TV last night of a woman with a child saying that they were really worried so they prayed to god and they were so grateful when he sent someone to rescue them! I bet she voted for Trump!
A currently popular joke circulating goes as follows.
A victim is about to be surrounded by rising flood water and is offered a lift out in a truck "no thanks, I am staying put, the Lord will save me"
Later when actually surrounded by water they are offered escape by boat "no thanks, the Lord will preserve me"
The next day the flood has deepened and they are sitting on the roof and are offered rescue by helicopter "thank you sir, but I am staying put, the Lord will save me"
They later drown, and are admitted to heaven and ask "what am I doing here, the Lord said he would save me" to which the reply from God is " I sent a truck, then a boat, and finally an aircraft ! what more did you expect ?"
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