The Face(s?) of PO

isenhand · Post by **isenhand** » 11 Sep 2006, 07:24

here's me:

BTW, don't we have a place fior pics at frappr?

Pippa · Post by **Pippa** » 11 Sep 2006, 12:12

Hatchelt

Something has been bothering me about your photo for a couple of days now. All of a sudden, this morning, it came to me what it is; SBH or superfluous body hair. I couldn't help but notice you have more than your own fair share.

These days its perfectly OK to "come out" and admit that you are a incy wincy bit too hairy for comfort. Maybe this has come about from the popularity of shiny, pumped up body builders, maybe it's because of the outrageous last days of rome mentality which promotes scantily clad young things hardly into let alone out of puberty whose bodies haven't yet gone into BHPO (body hair production overdrive) spread around our nation by our wonderful media or maybe its all the fault of those liberal Swedes; who knows!

Anyhow, various methods you might like to try ranging from a simple razor (choose from safety or cut throat, traditional soap bars or fuzzy foam) which you can definately do yourself at home or more exotic methods like hot wax or wax strips, sugaring (loved by Jamacans apparantly) or even electrolysis (but you will need PLENTY of time).

I am sure that once you have got your head around this you will feel much better. Once you have tackled this difficult personal problem I am sure that you will find some trousers to fit. Once you have trousers you wil then be able to take a simple photo of yourself without having to go to the extreme lengths you currently do to hid your bottom (ha ha) half as you currently do (I think that we can all just see something poking out above the table top

).

YOUR SHAME WILL BE OVER FOR EVER.

P.S

Hope this helps.

P.P.S

Also people might then take you more seriously.

PS_RalphW · Post by **PS_RalphW** » 11 Sep 2006, 13:00

I feel that a defence of the hirsute is needed.

OK, not much of a defence but bearded and proud of it

Jane · Post by **Jane** » 11 Sep 2006, 16:27

hehehehehehehehehe

this is so much fun! There are actually real people behind all these posts!!!

here's one to add to the hairy theme, but i wouldn't think hatchelt looks overly SBH, RalphW on the other hand.....

mobbsey · Post by **mobbsey** » 11 Sep 2006, 20:32

RalphW wrote:I feel that a defence of the hirsute is needed.

I wish I had a picture of the Free Range "Energy Beyond Oil" crew to show you (in case you didn't see us all at the Big Green Gathering). We've got FAR more hair than that!

Cabrone · Post by **Cabrone** » 11 Sep 2006, 22:17

Jane, is that the Spinnaker tower in the background? If it is then are you on the Gosport Ferry?

ianryder · Post by **ianryder** » 11 Sep 2006, 22:21

Cabrone wrote:Jane, is that the Spinnaker tower in the background? If it is then are you on the Gosport Ferry?

Either that or there was a bit of a Northerly that day in Dubai

Jane · Post by **Jane** » 11 Sep 2006, 23:28

Cabrone said:

Jane, is that the Spinnaker tower in the background? If it is then are you on the Gosport Ferry?

Yeh, it's the Spinnaker tower, was on my way to the Isle of Wight, can't remember where it docked though, Gosport? I stayed at Cowes.

ianryder said:

Either that or there was a bit of a Northerly that day in Dubai

LoL

not much sun either!

Pippa · Post by **Pippa** » 12 Sep 2006, 08:48

Hatchelt

Had a PM (private message) come through from someone by the name of Donkeybray saying that you absolutely luv honey. He suggested you cover yourself with that!

I'm not sure myself that it would be a good depilatory but you could give it a go. Lots of people these days believe in more nature/herbal treatments. However, a bit of advise if I can be so bold; make sure you are inside with the windows shut if you are going to try this method or you might get more than you bargin for at this time of year (think WASP STINGS!!!!!!!).

Donkeybray · Post by **Donkeybray** » 12 Sep 2006, 10:15

"Hatchelt"

We're still here!

Piglet, Tiger and Me!

We miss you, alot. Please come home. I know all this new stuff about saving the forest seems so important to you now, but don't forget your friends.

We love you

Your bestest ever friend

Eeyore

frankd2689 · Post by **frankd2689** » 12 Sep 2006, 14:23

Having some fun. Me on the right, my georgeous daughter Seonaid
attached to my mate Dave on the left.

WolfattheDoor · Post by **WolfattheDoor** » 12 Sep 2006, 14:46

Maybe the pictures should be more arty, with relevant poses.

(Now I just need to find one of me gazing wistfully at an abandoned petrol pump...)

frankd2689 · Post by **frankd2689** » 12 Sep 2006, 14:55

I agree wolf, but at least this post allows us to post some intimation of a life outside the PO fold.
Cheers

hatchelt · Post by **hatchelt** » 12 Sep 2006, 15:21

Could people please stop PMing Winnie? The new found fame has gone straight to his head. The friggin bear won't do a thing around the house now (he always was a lazy bear of course).

Donkeybray · Post by **Donkeybray** » 13 Sep 2006, 08:57

"Hatchelt"

Love the photo.

Great way to keep in touch.

Piglet and I are starting a campaign to save our wood. We are making plackards that say "This is 100 Acre Wood, not 70 Acre Wood".

Hope you're proud.

Eeyore