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Japan is a butter free zone ...

Posted: 22 Apr 2008, 21:54
by Vortex
Japan is a market pioneer again: the first industrialised nation with no butter
A good example of unexpected systems failure. A rich country such as Japan RUNNING OUT OF BUTTER

Weird - but indicative of oddities we might expect in the future.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 746900.ece

Posted: 23 Apr 2008, 09:50
by emordnilap
'tis no bad thing.

Posted: 23 Apr 2008, 09:52
by Vortex
Last Tango In Pallis - postponed.

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 08:00
by mikepepler
Slipped in the middle of a story about stock market plunges...
Yesterday, Japan was forced to secure emergency butter shipments as the rocketing price of feed and resulting drop in milk production has left the country?s supermarkets with sudden shortages of a basic foodstuff.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... 223342.ece

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:08
by oilslick
I heard on the news the country is utterly butterless.

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:14
by Andy Hunt
Lots of scope for my new butter substitute product:

"I Can't Believe It's Butter - NOT"

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:17
by oilslick
I really hope this problem doesn't spread.

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:41
by Andy Hunt
:lol:

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:45
by oilslick
One from google
A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."
:lol: :lol:

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:47
by Andy Hunt
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm so glad it's Friday . . . :D

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 10:39
by Adam1
Good systems resilience article Vortex. I think that the comments after it are going down a slippery slope though. :)

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 10:44
by Vortex
Adam1 wrote:Good systems resilience article Vortex. I think that the comments after it are going down a slippery slope though. :)
Don't try to butter me up! Very greasy of you! And your lardy-dah accent won't help. Oily git. Oh I see, even 'tho it's early in the day, you are already well lubricated!

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 10:49
by Adam1
Vortex wrote:
Adam1 wrote:Good systems resilience article Vortex. I think that the comments after it are going down a slippery slope though. :)
Don't try to butter me up! Very greasy of you! And your lardy-dah accent won't help. Oily git. Oh I see, even 'tho it's early in the day, you are already well lubricated!
I was going to make a joke about buttering you up but I thought I'd feed the line to you. :)

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 11:21
by emordnilap
Pull the udder one...

Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 11:43
by GAZ
....it's got cow bells on. :D