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North and South (of UK)

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 21:59
by RenewableCandy
Following on from a point made by Biff about natural locations for towns and cities:

The UK (England Scotland Wales N.Ireland) has roughly the same number of people North and South of a line drawn between the Bristol Channel and the Humber. Will it be those North, or South, of this imaginary line who on the whole fare better (or at least, less badly)?

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:00
by Vortex
I voted South because Southerners are tough mean barstewards.

Re: North and South (of UK)

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:05
by biffvernon
RenewableCandy wrote:a line drawn between the Bristol Channel and the Humber.
Oooo...I'm just south of the Humber but identify much more with the North. No idea which way to vote though.

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:05
by Andy Hunt
Vortex wrote:I voted South because Southerners are tough mean barstewards.
No they're not.

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:09
by oilslick
Andy Hunt wrote:
Vortex wrote:I voted South because Southerners are tough mean barstewards.
No they're not.
Northern girls.

The south will win because it's nearer the equator.

And we've got Devon. And you haven't. :P

Re: North and South (of UK)

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:10
by OrraLoon
RenewableCandy wrote:Following on from a point made by Biff about natural locations for towns and cities:

The UK (England Scotland Wales N.Ireland) has roughly the same number of people North and South of a line drawn between the Bristol Channel and the Humber. Will it be those North, or South, of this imaginary line who on the whole fare better (or at least, less badly)?

In reality Dumfries is the Deep South. Those of us accustomed to the Arctic Mistral will do just fine [with a little Passport Kontrol :lol: ]

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:15
by Andy Hunt
oilslick wrote:
Andy Hunt wrote:
Vortex wrote:I voted South because Southerners are tough mean barstewards.
No they're not.
Northern girls.

The south will win because it's nearer the equator.

And we've got Devon. And you haven't. :P
We'll come down in hordes, armed with black puddings and eccles cakes, and beat you into submission and take your pasties and make pies out of them.

Re: North and South (of UK)

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:15
by RenewableCandy
biffvernon wrote:
RenewableCandy wrote:a line drawn between the Bristol Channel and the Humber.
Oooo...I'm just south of the Humber but identify much more with the North. No idea which way to vote though.
The thought crossed my mind as I was writing it. If you feel you're a Northerner, then you are one.

Yup Devon's great. But there's an awful lot of the South that isn't Devon...

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:29
by oilslick
Andy Hunt wrote:
oilslick wrote:
Andy Hunt wrote: No they're not.
Northern girls.

The south will win because it's nearer the equator.

And we've got Devon. And you haven't. :P
We'll come down in hordes, armed with black puddings and eccles cakes, and beat you into submission and take your pasties and make pies out of them.
We'll just sun-burn you into submission :P

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:36
by Andy Hunt
oilslick wrote:
Andy Hunt wrote:
oilslick wrote: Northern girls.

The south will win because it's nearer the equator.

And we've got Devon. And you haven't. :P
We'll come down in hordes, armed with black puddings and eccles cakes, and beat you into submission and take your pasties and make pies out of them.
We'll just sun-burn you into submission :P
I have just one word for you:-

WOAD

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:43
by oilslick
Andy Hunt wrote:WOAD
Go on, I'm defeated - not even Google can help...

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:45
by Andy Hunt
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It'll be back to spikes on chariot wheels before we know it!!!

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:48
by oilslick
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Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 22:49
by RenewableCandy
oilslick wrote:
Andy Hunt wrote:WOAD
Go on, I'm defeated - not even Google can help...
Blue paint. Warfare and maraudin', fortheuseof.

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 23:30
by RogerCO
Why North vs South ?

Why not West vs East - Lancs vs Yorks, Celts vs Angles, Welsh vs English, Trelawney's Army vs the Rest :)