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If you've gotta eat somebody, eat the wealthy. Fed as they are on mostly organic free range food, they're a far greener option than munching on the dole collecting big mac consumer down the road...

I think a couple of chavs chopped up in the compost will do the soil wonders though. Amazing little things bacteria. Can convert useless shite into food.

Cor...I could murder a Chinese right now!

Actually, I'm rather partial to haggis and chips

Kieran wrote:Actually, I'm rather partial to haggis and chips

Me too!

Haggis wrote:If you've gotta eat somebody, eat the wealthy.

Surely the rich (and the Chavs) would be rather fatty, unhealth meat?

Eating sportspeople would be far healthier, and the growth hormone residues are likely to be lower than a lot of the imported beef people already eat in the UK.

I've come across corn-fed chicken. A bit more expensive but much tastier. What will the next thing be? Lobster-fed banker?

Battery accountants.

Andy Hunt wrote:Battery accountants.

Phew. I'm OK then. I've been a free range one

JohnB wrote:

Andy Hunt wrote:Battery accountants.

Phew. I'm OK then. I've been a free range one

Sorry . . . I knew we must have at least one on here. In fact I've known quite a few accountants in my time, and they have all been far from 'ordinary'!

Vortex would probably say battery public servants.

I've half a mind to become a Civil Servant...

.. that's all I would need.


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MacG wrote: Lobster-fed banker?

A wunch break.

Sports people would be too tough.

Computer geeks might be best - nice light-coloured tender meat from sitting around in the dark all the time.

(don't sound like I've been a veggie for almost 20 years do I?)

Eternal Sunshine wrote:Sports people would be too tough.

Computer geeks might be best - nice light-coloured tender meat from sitting around in the dark all the time.

(don't sound like I've been a veggie for almost 20 years do I?)

Yes you do actually!!! Lacking a bit of protein maybe?!

I've been veggie twice in my life, for years at a time. Went back to meat both times though, so these days we are kind of semi-veggie. We do have meat but not every day, we have veggie meals quite often.

The price of meat these days, it's getting to be more and more of a special treat.

Eating sportspeople would be far healthier

Yes, have to run the buggers down first though, wouldn't you. I met you by the way, Mobbsey, at the Leeds 'Wakey Wakey' thing. Told you I was moving to Poland, I think that was my thinking at the time.

Was anyone else struck by the bit in the 'Humanure Handbook' about how rich Japanese peoples poo used to be worth more per hundredweight to the gong men than the dung of the poor due to its better nutritional content and thus better quality as a fertiliser. I don't think anything has ever demonstrated to me how clearly we have lost touch with the value of resources than that information.