Time to beat myself up
Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 23:03
Time to beat myself up. Please contribute regarding the way you crap on the planet.
07:30 - boil kettle, have coffee imported from Columbia
08:00 - get into car and drive 12 miles to work
09:00 - make coffee, imported from Kenya, add sugar imported from?
09:10 - tidy office and throw out a metric shitload of paper
09:15 - open office window for fresh air despite air conditioning being on in thew building
09:30 - boot computer to check emails, despite still tidying office after being re-carpeted (excellent opportunity to throw junk out).
10:30 - eat egg butty and banana - imported from?
11:50 - go and have a cigarette - imported from?
12:30 - have a tuna salad... made with sweetcorn and red pepper, olives. Orange for afters with can of drink.
13:00 - browse the web
14:00 - dispose of 'unwanted' office furniture, plastic boxes, biro pens, dried up felt-tips, out of date service manuals, electrical appliances (broken) etc etc.
16:00 - get in car drive 12 miles home
16:05 - stop at shop. Buy gin, tonic (plastic bottle) and lemon and lime. Buy ready meal (healthy option) and a chocolate mouse in plastic tub. Place all in carrier bag.
16:40 - arrive home, switch on both computers (one for business and one for social) return on TV for some noise. I know, I know... but I live alone... put tonic in fridge.
17:50 - make drink with lemon and tonic
18:00 - run online shop selling imported items from the far east.
19:00 - package in bubble wrap, cello tape and envelopes etc
20:00 - Eat ready meal
21:00 - watch TV and simultaneously surf the web/email
22:00 - have a gin
22:30 - remember the chocolate mouse. eat.
22:35 - Fill sink with hot water and washing up liquid, do the dishes.
22:45 - write this post whilst watching TV
Needless to say, toilet breaks not mentioned....
Jeezus.... rinse and repeat tomorrow(ish) No wonder.... Anyone ever actually done a list like this and realised just what is going on?
07:30 - boil kettle, have coffee imported from Columbia
08:00 - get into car and drive 12 miles to work
09:00 - make coffee, imported from Kenya, add sugar imported from?
09:10 - tidy office and throw out a metric shitload of paper
09:15 - open office window for fresh air despite air conditioning being on in thew building
09:30 - boot computer to check emails, despite still tidying office after being re-carpeted (excellent opportunity to throw junk out).
10:30 - eat egg butty and banana - imported from?
11:50 - go and have a cigarette - imported from?
12:30 - have a tuna salad... made with sweetcorn and red pepper, olives. Orange for afters with can of drink.
13:00 - browse the web
14:00 - dispose of 'unwanted' office furniture, plastic boxes, biro pens, dried up felt-tips, out of date service manuals, electrical appliances (broken) etc etc.
16:00 - get in car drive 12 miles home
16:05 - stop at shop. Buy gin, tonic (plastic bottle) and lemon and lime. Buy ready meal (healthy option) and a chocolate mouse in plastic tub. Place all in carrier bag.
16:40 - arrive home, switch on both computers (one for business and one for social) return on TV for some noise. I know, I know... but I live alone... put tonic in fridge.
17:50 - make drink with lemon and tonic
18:00 - run online shop selling imported items from the far east.
19:00 - package in bubble wrap, cello tape and envelopes etc
20:00 - Eat ready meal
21:00 - watch TV and simultaneously surf the web/email
22:00 - have a gin
22:30 - remember the chocolate mouse. eat.
22:35 - Fill sink with hot water and washing up liquid, do the dishes.
22:45 - write this post whilst watching TV
Needless to say, toilet breaks not mentioned....
Jeezus.... rinse and repeat tomorrow(ish) No wonder.... Anyone ever actually done a list like this and realised just what is going on?