PowerSwitch

First phase:

40% of the population gets sick.


Second phase:

10% death rate. People stop going to work.


Third phase:
Oil supplies collapse. Petrol stations run of out petrol and diesel.
Food is not delivered to supermarkets.

Day 3 of Third Phase:
Roving gangs of hungry teenagers on the streets.

Fourth Phase:
Alex Scarrow's Last Light.

Yeah, but what about my pension and will petrol cost more?

fifthcolumn wrote: Fourth Phase:
Alex Scarrow's Last Light.

so we'll all die from mediocrity...

where are my zombies!

I've been preparing for a zombie attack since I was 15!

eatyourveg wrote:Yeah, but what about my pension and will petrol cost more?

Let's not forget the effect on house prices

Catweazle wrote:Let's not forget the effect on house prices

I don't mind having a few days of flu, if it means prices fall far enough that I can buy a fantastic home with loads of land

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... %255E61261

Found my doomstead, now all I need is my £2million+ and legion of Sardaukar
I aint afraid of no goats, or zombies I suppose

DominicJ wrote:Found my doomstead, now all I need is my £2million+ and legion of Sardaukar
I aint afraid of no goats, or zombies I suppose

Once all the deer are stalked, they'll be after long pig, so they'll get you in the end

Interesting that on 3rd April the price went up from Offers in Excess of £1,000,000 to Guide Price £2,000,000.

Oh god I'm such a crazy person

Its a hunting estate owned by two bothers (I think, pretty sure) one needs to sell, the other doesnt really want to, but will.
So, you can the lot for £2m, or a half share for £1m, and run it as a sort of time share with the brother who doesnt really want to sell.

See, I read that three months ago in the Telegraph and I can remember it in almost exact detail, I have no idea what I arranged with my girlfriend last night, I assume its what we're doing over the weekend, but...

DominicJ wrote:Oh god I'm such a crazy person

Its a hunting estate owned by two bothers (I think, pretty sure) one needs to sell, the other doesnt really want to, but will.
So, you can the lot for £2m, or a half share for £1m, and run it as a sort of time share with the brother who doesnt really want to sell.

See, I read that three months ago in the Telegraph and I can remember it in almost exact detail, I have no idea what I arranged with my girlfriend last night, I assume its what we're doing over the weekend, but...

Oooh, happy Workers' Holiday!

fifthcolumn wrote:First phase:.......
Fourth Phase:
Alex Scarrow's Last Light.

Fifth Phase:

Go down to The Winchester

That is right. This is bad.
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i totally agree with you, fifthcolumn.It's really true to me...

franklampard wrote:i totally agree with you, fifthcolumn.It's really true to me...

Funnily enough, I'm a bit feverish at the minute.

I have the cure though:
A russian bloke at work says to just get pissed because vodka is antimicrobial.

The trick is to increase the alchohol content of the blood innit.

Funny I never thought of that. All I have is Tequila. I'll see if it works.

fifthcolumn wrote:

franklampard wrote:i totally agree with you, fifthcolumn.It's really true to me...

Funnily enough, I'm a bit feverish at the minute.

I have the cure though:
A russian bloke at work says to just get pissed because vodka is antimicrobial.

The trick is to increase the alchohol content of the blood innit.

Funny I never thought of that. All I have is Tequila. I'll see if it works.

I'm often a bit feverish.

But I heard that winos did quite well in 1918.

It gives me hope.