I know all about the North.Little John wrote:You are literally clueless about the North aren't you
It is like the south but different.
Mushy peas and whippet pie are popular foodstuffs.
Racing pigeons are widely kept.
It is colder and darker than in the south.
Villages get buried in snow drifts.
Children who get lost in the snow sometimes get eaten by polar bears.
Beer is cheaper, and better.
Despite the colder weather, a short sleeved shirt without jacket, coat, or pullover is required dress for a night out.
Employment if available at all, is often in dark satanic mills.
Nearly everyone is poor apart from the owners of the dark satanic mills.
The railways use "pacers" a rather nasty type of passenger train made by attaching a bus body to an old goods wagon.